Redshirts: Hope Kirk Scores

On the DITL Forums, the following link appeared.

Analytics According to Captain Kirk

I can't vouch for the numbers, but the whole thing is hysterical if true.

Notable quotes:

"It was found that red-shirted crewmembers tended to die in groups."

"When Captain Kirk meets an alien woman and "makes contact" the survival rate of the red-shirted crewmen increases by 84%."


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