Blogger is horrible. While trying to recover my work when it randomly ate all my formatting and links on what had grown into an almost-complete, research-and-math-heavy post, it decided to eat my entire post instead. Because Blogger sucks, this loss was unrecoverable. My apologies for the reduction in quality caused by Blogger's epic failure to do its one job.
In case you ever suspected that I analyze this stuff too much, please allow me to point to an exhaustively researched post by someone detailing the senior officers' poker game from "Lower Decks"(TNG). With this, I hereby abdicate any potential claim to any title which in any way resembles "He of Excessively-Detailed Analysis":