2015-10-17

Odo's Golden Showers

Someone on Reddit's DaystromInstitute asked the other day whether Odo could enjoy sex.  This led to a thought so terrible that I naturally had to share:


I imagine Odo and other shapeshifters could construct the required pieces and even the nervous system and brain involved in the enjoyment, but I never got the sense their minds were susceptible to the Kelvan problem wherein the stimuli of their new bodies altered their minds. As Odo said, when he was a rock one would scan a rock, but he didn't become dumb as a rock in the process of assuming its shape. It was a more Zen sort of thing. 
So I assume Odo could enjoy pleasing the ladies like no one else ever, and perhaps even get the fine details right all the way to the male climax ... as long as the partner didn't freak out when it changed from white to gold*. But I rather doubt he experienced the primal sensations and climactic pleasure as human males might. The changeling mind doesn't seem to work that way. 
(* I seldom if ever think of golden showers, but now I'll never think of them the same way again. Thanks, Internet.) 

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