2014-01-07
Quick Review: Mythbusters AT-ST Log Smash
2014-01-05
Shuttlecraft Terminal Velocity
2013-12-29
Did the Enterprise See Herself?
You see, it seems very odd that the Federation would have authorized the intentional time travel mission from "Assignment: Earth". Even if you assume that the timeline is pretty robust and resilient, it doesn't seem wise to plop an entire bright-white 289 meter Constitution Class starship in 1968 Earth orbit when the same job could be achieved by a specialized low-observability vessel or microsatellite or somesuch.
However, it also occurs to me that "Tomorrow is Yesterday" did feature an accidental dropping of the same Constitution Class starship into Earth's atmosphere. On that occasion the Enterprise escaped via some sort of unusually slow time-warp maneuver. Her sensors were capable of recording information at the time, which is how they were able to do the beaming maneuver as they slowly returned to their time.
So, as they travelled forward in time with sensors recording information, did the Enterprise see herself in 1968, which led Starfleet's eggheads who were later poring through the sensor logs to send them back there? Was her assignment to 1968 Earth thus a predestination paradox?
Just a random thought.
2013-12-28
Ben Sisko, Gunslinger
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Then again . . .
As a rule, racking without the slide release would only be possible under a particular sequence of events. For instance, if the weapon was already cocked and the trigger pulled with no shell in the chamber, then you would have successfully unlocked the bolt. This allows free movement of the fore-end, meaning that if you have done this you could theoretically then rack the shotgun to load a shell into the chamber with a shell from the magazine without using the slide release.
That doesn't really make a great deal of sense unless you are expressly wanting to have to rack it to prepare to fire (as a roundabout safety precaution or for psychological terror purposes) and want to make that racking as easy as possible. Given the user-unfriendly slide release location on the 870 I can actually kind of see this being a plausible desire, but I'm not aware of this being a big trend in the 870-owner community.
So again, that's a complete series of events that is quite unlikely for most people to engage in, and given that we also see the main "ghost" theater-major thug doing it . . . a guy who seemed intent on shooting someone . . . it becomes even more unlikely.
One possibility is that the slide release somehow was removed from the design or otherwise became obsolete, but this would be incredibly odd. The slide release is there because the gun, when ready to fire, is locked into battery. If it weren't, it would be possible to fire it with the bolt partially open ("out of battery"), meaning you could have hot gas heading toward the shooter. Without a release, the only way to unlock it is to pull the trigger.
I suppose it's possible future shotguns could be made with some sort of electronic slide release . . . that is, if there's a hand on the fore-end (or maybe a squeezing hand) and it is pulling back on the fore-end, it might 'know' that you're trying to rack it and let you do it if your finger's off the trigger. That seems like a terribly bad idea to me and one that would most likely result in a lot of accidents, but still. And worse, of course, is that Sisko's effortless picking up of a shotgun and perfect operation thereof is even harder to believe if you imagine he had to know how to work a shotgun totally different in operation from today's models.
So let's abandon our imagined magic slide release. Besides, in any case, we see multiple occasions where the characters rack the shotgun (with no working of the slide release) to prepare to fire, and then for whatever reason they don't fire, only to repeat the maneuver a few scenes later. This means that they have loaded a shell into the chamber but no longer intend to use it. A few scenes later, they again rack it (without the slide release) to prepare to fire. Since no shell comes out, they must have removed the earlier scene's shell from the chamber. This is not something you can generally do with a finger . . . the most common technique, as seen in this video of a fellow with his 870, is to simply hit the slide release and rack the weapon over and over again so it loads from the magazine to the chamber and then from the chamber unloads out of the ejection port.
So after completely unloading the shotgun in that fashion, they would then have to pull the trigger on an empty chamber to unlock the action and allow the slide release to live free, and then reload the magazine with shells. A practiced shotty-lover can probably do this pretty quickly if for whatever strange reason they had the desire to do so, but most people would probably just flick the safety on.
Of course, if we assume instead that these early 21st Century shotgun models have no safety, then all the racking makes a little more sense as being the only way to safe the shotgun (i.e. not having one in the chamber). But again, I rather doubt that the theater-major thug would have been acting like a responsible gun owner and keeping it as safe as possible . . . he would've been more likely to leave it ready to fire as soon as his finger met the trigger, even if it meant it was possible to have an accidental discharge. It isn't like there was anyone else in the room (or even out of it) that he actually cared about.
Then again, maybe Sisko convinced him to keep it safe in that way that Sisko seemed good at in this episode.
In short, other than the out-of-universe truth that the shotguns weren't loaded at all and were probably otherwise modified for endless racking, I don't have any good answer as to what exactly was going on, though it seems most likely that the characters engaged in a whole lot of unloading, dry firing, and loading off-camera, generally for no apparent reason. Maybe if DS9 gets the HD remastering treatment we'll be able to see if the 870s are missing externally-visible bits like safeties or slide releases.
In-universe, the only good answer I can figure is that maybe everyone spends more time on the holodeck running amok in earlier centuries than we've ever suspected, and that working primitive projectile weapons is something that comes up rather more frequently than we ever would've suspected.
2013-09-14
The Master of Finsbury Hill
2013-08-14
Phaser Bank Aim Tech
Reality is copying sci-fi again as a flat immobile emitter becomes a device with wide field of fire thanks to metamaterials:
http://nextbigfuture.com/2013/08/metamaterials-are-set-to-migrate-out-of.html
Blah blah cheaper blah blah smaller blah blah better for all mankind. Whatever. What is *really* important here is that we finally have a plausible example of how the Cardassian square beam emitter thingy and even the Federation phaser strip could functionally aim.
Now if the guys could just put multiple devices together and have the energy combine at one point like phasers supposedly do, we could have an awesome phasery deathray.
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To the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel... this, I may add, is from memory. (See also: "brain sludge" by Dave Barry)
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It's The Next Generation on your favorite station
We didn't start the series
And when we are gone it will still be on and on and on and on and on ...
I had this post to this point and was going to put more info on all the clips used (not counting the customization each "favorite station" could insert), since the last time I searched for this a few years ago the internetstubes didn't know of it. I presumed I was the final repository of this all-important knowledge.
However, just the other day a poster on Flare linked to a YouTube video of one station's version. Happily, then, I am no longer the sole keeper of the ancient knowledge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UumYV2jAAAw


