- One squadron of X-wings plus one squadron of Y-wings vs a Death Star and the best fighter pilot in the history of the galaxy: Rebels win.
- Rebel ion cannon the size of a large telescope vs Imperial Star Destroyer the size of an airport: Ion cannon wins.
- Five squadrons of Rebel fighters, one Millenium Falcon, and a dozen or so assorted Rebel cruisers vs several dozen Star Destroyers and a Death Star: Rebels win.
- Rebel commandos plus Ewok support vs a legion of the Emperor's best troops: Rebels win.
- Vader's "great fleet" tries to capture Rebel ships launching out of a gravity well... and fails miserably in the face of their evasive tactics.
- Slavery is illegal in the Empire ... but when Jabba practices slavery on the home planet of an ex-slave right hand man of the Emperor(Darth Vader), it takes the Rebels to end his foul ways.
- The Empire only gets hot chicks in the EU. And almost all the really hot ones there defect anyway.
- Even when the Empire succeeds in capturing a Rebel ship, they let what they were looking for (Death Star plans) get away.
- Carrie Fischer (Leia) is a hundred times hotter than Ian McDiarmid (Palpatine). If not more.
- The Rebel Alliance is an equal opportunity employer with regard to species, sex, race, and religion, unlike the Empire.
Top Ten Reasons the Rebel Alliance Rocks
Posted by BHMM at 5:24:00 PM